humor

Humor  -  Laughter is the best medicine! 


Fun Things to do in an Elevator

-Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.


-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


-Start shaving.


-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


-When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


-Sit in the corner of the elevator, and rock back and forth. Say in a demonic tone: "Why... Why..." Keep repeating this over and over.


-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"


-Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"


-Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.


-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.


-Leave a box between the doors.


-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.


-Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.


-Start a sing-along.


-When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"


-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


-Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.


-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"


-While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

Back to ToInspire Home

Inspirational quotes emailed weekly to you.
        Free from www.toinspire.com!
Click here to subscribe!