humor

Humor  -  Laughter is the best medicine! 


Things to ponder...


-If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kittylitter?
-If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
-Is it OK to use the AM radio after
noon?
-What do chickens think we taste like?
-What do people in
China call their good plates?
-What do you call a male ladybug?
-What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
-Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
-Why are there Interstates in
Hawaii?
-Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
-Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
-Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
-How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
-If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
-Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
-You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
-If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
-If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
-If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
-If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
-Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
-Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's   
   called cargo?
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
-Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
-If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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