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Words of Wisdom from Children


Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10   

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
- Michael,   14   

Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen,   8

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14   

Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9   

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14   

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9   

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.   
- Kyoyo, 9   

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.   
- Armir, 9   

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.   
- Naomi, 15   

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.   
- Lauren, 9   

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10


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