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Joining nudist colony!  Must sell washer and dryer. - $300

Free Yorkshire Terrier.  8 years old.  Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky neighbor's dog

GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 LBS.  NEUTERED.  SPEAKS GERMAN.  FREE.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT A WHILE...BETTER BE REWARD.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/OFFER

AMANA WASHER - $100 - OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE -- ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

FULL SIZED MATTRESS.  20 YEAR WARRANTY.  LIKE NEW.  SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

FREE, 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR, 2 BATH HOME.

Bill's Septic Cleaning - "We haul American made products."

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 CENTS LB.

Nice Parachute:  Never opened, used once, slightly stained.

American Flag, 60 stars - Pole included - $100

Alzheimer's center prepares for "An Affair to Remember."  

Soft and genital bath tissues or facial tissue - 89 cents

For sale:  Lee Majors (6 million dollar man):  $50

Notice:  To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage.  Please return the pumpkin and be checked.  Pumpkin may be radioactive.  All other plants in vicinity are dead.

Exercise equipment.  Queen size mattress and box spring - $175.

Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb

Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

 

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