Humor - Laughter is the best medicine!
Fun Things to do
in an Elevator
-Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
-Start shaving.
-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting
off.
-When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
embarrassed when they open by themselves.
-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to
call you Admiral.
-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you
hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
-Sit in the corner of the elevator, and rock back and forth. Say in a demonic tone: "Why... Why..." Keep repeating this over and over.
-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now...
motion sickness!"
-Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
-Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say
"oops!"
-Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
-Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
-Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
-Leave a box between the doors.
-Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
-Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
it.
-Start a sing-along.
-When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"
-Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
-Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
-Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
-If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
-While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!"
then whistle innocently.
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