Humor - Laughter is the best medicine!
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
One-celled organisms outscore him on IQ tests.
Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
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