Humor - Laughter is the best medicine!
Words of Wisdom from Children
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8
Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9
Never allow your three-year old brother in the
same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating
a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same
time.
- Kyoyo, 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass
of milk.
- Armir, 9
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
horse.
- Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a
baseball bat.
- Joel, 10
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