Stop the world! I want to get off!!  - Anonymous

Ulcers aren't the result of what you eat. You get ulcers from what's eating you. - Anonymous

Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten...  - Anonymous

No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood. - Anonymous

It is easy to laugh; it is so easy to hurt; it takes strength to be kind and gentle. - Anonymous

What you become is more important than what you accomplish. - Anonymous

The best parachute folders are those who jump themselves.  - Anonymous

The real issue is not whether to grow, it is how to grow and for what purpose. - Anonymous

A traveler in ancient Greece, the story goes, met an old man walking along the road and asked him how to get to Mount Olympus. The old man, who turned out to be Socrates, replied: 'Just make sure that every step you take is in that direction.'  - Anonymous

I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.  - Anonymous 13-year-old