Henry Louis Mencken

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - Henry Louis Mencken

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - Henry Louis Mencken

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - Henry Louis Mencken

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - Henry Louis Mencken