Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West

To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. - Mae West

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. - Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself. - Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for. - Mae West

Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the proper amount of time to marriage, I'll stay single. - Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West