Movies and TV

It is better to be looked over than overlooked. - Mae West

In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. - Gloria Leonard

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927

I find the question "WHY ARE WE HERE?" typically human. I'd suggest "ARE WE HERE?" would be the more logical choice. - Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock on Star Trek)

And stop calling me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen (from Airplane!)

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. - Errol Flynn

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. - Fred Allen

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.  - Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. (from 'Annie Hall'} - Woody Allen

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. {from 'Gone with the Wind' - novel written by Margaret Mitchell} - Clark Gable

What's a little swinger like you doing on our side of town? {Scat Cat} - Disney - The Aristocats (1970)

For 'Star Wars' they had me tape down my breasts, because there are no breasts in space. - Carrie Fisher

Smarter than the average bear. - Yogi

Isn't it funny, How a bear makes honey? Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! I wonder why he does. - Winnie-the-Pooh

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. (from the movie, A Day At The Races) - Groucho Marx

Going to call him William? What kind of name is that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry's called William. Why don't they call him Bill? - Samuel Goldwyn

Every man dies. Not every man truly lives. (from the movie, 'Braveheart')  - Mel Gibson

Hollywood -- a place where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.  - Laurence Stallings

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the Dark Side. - Yoda

Oh, aren't you all darling (Princess Eilonwy, on first seeing the Fair Folk, from 'The Black Cauldron,' 1985) - Disney

If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!! (The Beast, frustrated when Belle refuses his dinner invitation, from 'Beauty and the Beast,' 1991) - Disney

It's a bug-eat-bug world out there. Someone could get hurt. (Hopper, from 'A Bug's Life, 1998) - Disney

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different. - Coco Chanel (1883 - 1971)

You're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like me. (Baloo, from 'The Jungle Book' 1967) - Disney

We've never done a story based on somebody who actually walked and lived on earth. (supervising animator of the character Pocahontas - Disney, Pocahontas, 1995) - Glen Keane

Oh, dear. I wish I hadn't cried so much. (Alice, floating in an ocean of her tears; from Alice in Wonderland, 1951) - Disney

You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for? - from "Inside the Actors Studio" (Bravo) - Bernadette Peters

Well, how's this for a hunting dog? He's just a little runt now, but he'll grow. - Disney - The Fox and The Hound, 1981 - Amos

My, my. Just as I thought. A slight touch of monetary complications with bucolic semi-lunar contraptions of the flying trapezes. (Foulfellow, "diagnosing" Pinocchio) - Disney - Pinocchio, 1940

Now, let's all be polite and give whatever is up there a nice, big Andy's room welcome. (Woody, about the new toy on Andy's bed) - Disney - Toy Story, 1995

Adelaide! What's that music? Sounds like a gang of swinging hepcats! (Georges Hautecourt, on first hearing the Scat Cats play) - Disney - The Aristocrats, 1970

You have spirit for one so small. And such spirit is deserving of a sporting chance. (Shere Khan) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

You're the most wonderful father in the whole world. (spoken by Olivia) - Disney - The Great Mouse Detective, 1986

I love that kid. I love him like he was my own cub. (spoken by Baloo) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper? (Lampwick) - Disney - Pinocchio, 1940

Blast! This will take weeks to repair. (Buzz, inspecting the damage to his "crashed spaceship") - Disney - Toy Story, 1995

I like Rabbit because he uses short, easy words like "How about lunch?" and "Help yourself, Pooh." (Winnie the Pooh, looking for a free lunch) - Disney - Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree, 1966

Next thing ya know, she'll be tyin' your beards up in pink ribbons and smellin' ya up with stuff called 'perfoom'! - spoken by Grumpy - Disney - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937

I'll have Belle for my wife. Make no mistake about that! - Gaston, the bullheaded villain - Disney - Beauty and the Beast, 1991

There it is, Wendy! Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning! (Peter Pan, showing Wendy the way to Never Land) - Disney - Peter Pan, 1953

She is basically a jealous woman, and that is what motivates all her action. (Animator Marc Davis, of Tinker Bell) - Disney - Peter Pan, 1963

Oh yes. The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. (Rafiki) - Disney - The Lion King, 1994

I'm lost! I'm a lost toy! (Woody, left behind at the gas station) - Disney - Toy Story, 1995

No actor ever identified with the part he was playing more than I. (Walt Disney, on playing Pan as a child) - Disney - Peter Pan, 1963

Just follow me. Out the window, around the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall, and we're gone. (Meg, planning a break for Hercules from Phil's rigorous schedule) - Disney - Hercules, 1997

These are rare delicacies. (Timon, of the bugs he serves up for Simba to eat) - Disney - The Lion King, 1994

Oh, I never fight. I never did. It doesn't agree with me. (The dragon) - Disney - The Reluctant Dragon, 1941

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. (Mufasa) - Disney - The Lion King, 1994

Hypnotism can rid you of your psychosis-sis s-so easily. (Sir Hiss) - Disney - Robin Hood, 1973

The first thing to be done is to get rid of that bear; he's gumming up the whole project. (Gopher, unaware that getting rid of Pooh is the whole project) - Disney - Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree, 1966

You poor, simple fools, thinking you could defeat me. Me, the mistress of evil! (Maleficent) - Disney - Sleeping Beauty, 1959

Aw, gee, 'Dumbo, I think your ears are beautiful. Sure! As a matter of fact, I think they're very decorative. (Timothy, cheering up his new friend) - Disney - Dumbo, 1941

Man, that's what I call a swinging party. (Baloo, seeing King Louie's gathering) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

"Phil, what do you call that thing." "Two words: Am-scary!" (Hercules and Phil, on first meeting the Hydra) - Disney - Hercules, 1997

Here kitty, kitty, kitty. (Banzai,to Simba) - Disney - The Lion King, 1994

Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh why, oh why. (Rabbit) - Disney - Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree, 1966

It may be a trifle snug today. You know how it is, dancing all night. (Drizella, when trying on the glass slipper) - Disney - Cinderella, 1950

Mickey was the first cartoon to stress personality. I thought of him from the first as a distinct individual, not just a cartoon-type symbol going through comedy routines. - Walt Disney

Who spit in her bean curd? (Grandmother Fa, on seeing the bad-tempered Matchmaker) - Disney - Mulan, 1998

Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you, please. Both eyes, if you please. (Kaa, hypnotizing Bagheera) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

Pooh, for a bear of little brain, you sure are a smart one. (Piglet) - Disney - Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too, 1974

I love the way your foul little mind works. (Jafar, to Iago) - Disney - Aladdin, 1992

Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did daddy's little honey bun enjoy her tasty treat? (Ratigan) - Disney - The Great Mouse Detective, 1986

You didn't hop far enough. (Thumber speaking to Bambi) - Disney - Bambi, 1942

A dusty muzzle. Soldier, remember: In battle that trunk could save your life. Take care of it, my man. (Colonel Hathi, inspecting the troops) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion? Well, we have double A's. (Buzz and Woody, discussing power sources) - Disney - Toy Story, 1995

Why should you be first? Because I'm a lady, that's why. (Toulouse and Marie) - Disney - The Aristocats, 1970

Hey Horace! They're fighting dirty! (Jasper Badun, who doesn't know any other way to fight) - Disney - One Hundred and One Dalmations, 1961

We never had a cat in the gang before. We can use all the help we can get. (Fagin) - Disney - Oliver and Company, 1988

He was a bright young lad, very anxious to learn the business. As a matter of fact, he was a little bit too bright, because he started practicing some of the boss's best magic tricks before learning how to control them. (Narrator Deems Taylor, of the Sorcerer's Apprentice) - Disney - Fantasia, 1940

Come on, Baggy, get with the beat! (Baloo, to Bagheera) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

Why, it's the young price! Bambi! My, my, how you've changed. (Friend Owl, seeing Bambi for the first time after a long winter) - Disney - Bambi, 1942

I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you. (John Smith, to Pocahontas) - Disney - Pocahnotas, 1995

Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise! (Zeus) - Disney - Hercules, 1997

As long as you live under my ocean, you'll obey my rules. (King Triton) - Disney - The Little Mermaid, 1989

It's not much, but it's got a great view. (Aladdin, about his living quarters) - Disney - Aladdin, 1992

Look at him, Figaro. He almost looks alive. Wouldn't it be nice if he was a real boy. (Geppetto) - Disney - Pinocchio, 1940

My only true love, darling - I live for furs. I worship furs. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't? (The detestable Cruella De Vil) - Disney - One Hundred and One Dalmations, 1961

Anything for you, Mary Poppins. You're our favorite person. (The penguin waiters) - Disney - Mary Poppins, 1964

I've been robbed. (Prince John, stating the obvious) - Disney - Robin Hood, 1973

Well, now, that's more like it! The most beautiful creature on four legs. (Pongo, on first seeing Perdita) - Disney - One Hundred and One Dalmations, 1961

Why monsieur, your name seems to cover all of Europe. (Duchess, to Abraham DeLacy Guiseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley) - Disney - The Aristocats, 1970

I hope you won't find me rude, but do you happen to know out of whose bowl you're eating? (Georgette) - Disney - Oliver and Company, 1988

It's awfully hard to be brave when you're such a small animal. - Disney - Winnie the Pooh (Blustery Day), 1968

Many strange stories are told about the jungles of India, but none so strange as the story of a small boy named Mowgli. (Bagheera) - Disney - The Jungle Book, 1967

Remember, Quasimodo,... this is your sanctuary. (Frollo) - Disney - The Hunchback of Notre Dame, 1996

My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? (Mulan, unimpressed by the diminutive dragon Mushu) - Disney - Mulan, 1998

Kid, what's eating you? Nothing. He's at the top of the food chain. (Pumbaa and Timon, talking to (and about) Simba) - Disney - The Lion King, 1994

Why, I can see your name in lights! Lights over six feet high. Uh, what is your name? (Honest John) - Disney - Pinocchio, 1940

Doing a voice for a Disney animated film makes you feel like you're a kid again. (on performing as Hades in Hercules, 1997) - James Woods

Has anyone considered trying 'Open Sesame'? (Jake, just before the door they're digging under opens) - Disney - The Rescuers Down Under, 1990

You are a lucky bug. (Mushu, after Cri-Kee survives another disaster) - Disney - Mulan, 1998

He's a magnificent horse, with the brain of a bird. (Zeus, of Pegasus) - Disney - Hercules, 1997

Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck! (The Genie, upon being released from the lamp) - Disney - Aladdin, 1992

What's crying get you, anyhow? Nothing but the hiccups. (Timothy) - Disney - Dumbo, 1941

Remember you are a star. Never go across the alley even to dump garbage unless you are dressed to the teeth. - Cecil B. de Mille

In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title. - Scooby-Doo