Animals are such agreeable friends, they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title? - Mark Twain, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" - Bette Midler

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. - Holbrook Jackson

For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. - Henry Beston

Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeak toys? - Douglas Coupland

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. - John Weitz

The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. - Gloria Allred

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. - George Bird Evans

The horse is a companion like a dog or cat and can go places a car cannot. - Debbie Britt-Hay