Pets
Animals are such agreeable friends, they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title? - Mark Twain, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" - Bette Midler
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. - Holbrook Jackson
For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. - Henry Beston
Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeak toys? - Douglas Coupland
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. - John Weitz
The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. - Gloria Allred
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. - George Bird Evans
The horse is a companion like a dog or cat and can go places a car cannot. - Debbie Britt-Hay